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CblackFeed42
3 days ago
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I for some reason read Yay with a British accent.
Portland, OR.
silberbaer
3 days ago
That is an easy head canon to accept.
kazriko
2 days ago
I read it in a Melon accent.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Overhead

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The most realistic part here is me forgetting to also give the children sweaters.


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CblackFeed42
8 days ago
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I feel called out here.
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brennen
9 days ago
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I think I know some folks who can relate to this one.
Boulder, CO

Galaxies

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I know it seems overwhelming, but don't worry; I'm sure most of them have only a few stars, and probably no planets.
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CblackFeed42
192 days ago
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I <3 Astronomy
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187 days ago
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185 days ago
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jlvanderzwan
194 days ago
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Observable galaxies, surely?
DrGaellon
194 days ago
Well, by definition. If they're not observable in SOME fashion, surely we can't know they're there or count them?
jlvanderzwan
193 days ago
We can predict how many galaxies there should be based on physics. Anyway, my point was more that if we assume the universe is infinitely large and roughly uniform in density that it should have *infinite* galaxies in every direction
jlvanderzwan
193 days ago
... but most are outside of the observable universe, because light speed and cosmic inflation
Secularick
193 days ago
And unless something drastic changes, the horizon of observability is closing in on us, such that eventually our galaxy will be all that is knowable to its citizens, if any survive that long. In other words, there may be 50,000 galaxies in that circle *today,* but over time, that number's going to be fewer and fewer (for all practical purposes).
davidar
193 days ago
And if they aren't observable then arguably they no longer even exist from our perspective.
silberbaer
193 days ago
The universe is flat. If you can't observe a galaxy, it's gone and fallen off the edge of the universe.

Outlet Denier

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There are regularly placed bumps on the underside just the right size to press the rocker switch on the power strip.
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CblackFeed42
208 days ago
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Next up on this episode of "Power Hoarders." Also known as the, "Putin Plug" ;)
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acdha
210 days ago
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I’m expecting to get this from the next off brand Amazon purchase.
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Covarr
211 days ago
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This is merely the natural conclusion of the idiotic design patterns we already see on many power adapters.
East Helena, MT

Captain Picard Tea Order

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We can ask the Earl for his order once he's fully extruded from the dispenser.
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jepler
255 days ago
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What, no "moist"?
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
CblackFeed42
255 days ago
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I wonder if you order the "Meaty" tea and leave it in a room, does it naturally become "Fossilized" tea?
Portland, OR.
astw56
255 days ago
Better enunciate, lest you end up with tea, Earl Grey, and meat tea.
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gordol
254 days ago
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At least one of those would need the assistance of Dr. Crusher.
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Throat and Nasal Passages

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I always felt like what the 'you are now aware of your tongue' thing neeeded in order to be truly enjoyable was an element of mortal peril.
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CblackFeed42
271 days ago
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Seriously. Everyone should be an ear, nose, throat specialist.
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